NZ vs France 2nd test 2018.

The All Blacks were absolutely gassed at the end of that 26-13 win, a brave, brave effort from New Zealand seeing as they were down to 14 men.

OH WAIT.

What a gutless cacophony of horseshit. Sam Cane got subbed off and it all went very much pear-shaped. The Luke Whitelock’s and Scott Barrett’s and FFSFifita’s were found wanting. ALB and Crotty might be glue guys but that also seems to involve being zero impact guys. Owen Franks huffs and puffs his way to another unimpeachable 30 minutes of whoop-de-fucking-doo. NZ missed at least 17 tackles. Against 14 men for 70 minutes. GO FUCK YOURSELVES. **UNACCEPTABLE**

NZ won the match but the entire team failed the test.

The 12th minute red card for France should have been green light jailbreak a-go-go for NZ, it’s 50 points or bust, my motherfuckers. Instead the stupid hapless shits incredibly somehow conspired to LOSE the 2nd half by a score of 5-7. Playing 14 men. Oh, you say, it’s a brave effort seeing as they were playing in Paris, home territory for the Fre THE FUCKING TEST MATCH WAS PLAYED IN MOTHERFUCKING WELLINGTON.

That is not a goddamn vintage AB forward pack. Truck up to next years World Cup with those useless fuck forwards and it’ll be an ignominous quarter-final motherfucking exit.

Some of those NZ forwards seem to love the idea of being All Blacks without actually mucking in and doing the shit required. All the media hoopla and bumsmoke attention, oh my God I am an All Black, check me out everyone. If you don’t want to clean out at rucks to secure possession, please find an alternative source of employment and get the fuck off my TV. What, did you think no one was watching? The whole fucking country’s watching, you stupid shits.