After an England U20 player suffered verbal abuse from a U20 Springbok with a “that is what your mother will look like while sucking my cock” barb, the senior England rugby team have interrupted their massive gym-pony sessions at their palatial multi-million pound squid training estate to schedule some seminars on “How To Answer Sick Burns”
England rugby HQ.
“Look, you snowflake petal cunts. Point one; ALWAYS take the lowest rung in order to undermine your burner, to out-sick them. First to the bottom wins. Always. Now, let’s break off into pairs for some role play.”
“That is what your mother will look like while sucking my cock.”
“Her mouth opens way wider than that.”
“That is what your mother will look like while sucking my cock.”
“What, like a big fat white power nazi? Crossing the line there, buddy.”
“That is what your mother will look like while sucking my cock.”
“Why are you telling me this, I was right there last night taking polaroids of us all, you Alzheimers cunt.”
“That is what your mother will look like while sucking my cock.”
“She’ll have a wider foot plant than that, what with my dick up her arse and all.”
NZ Stuff Herald 